The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - W.C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally. - W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W.C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields
I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W.C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - W.C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W.C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. - W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W.C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W.C. Fields
I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. - W.C. Fields